So, honestly, you think I’m shit anyway, and after 40 years I’m done behaving properly. You reject me regardless. At this point I’d rather tell you all to go fuck yourselves — at least then you’ll have a good reason to discard me from the start.
So, to begin with: I’m a porco dio of graphic designer and art director with 7 years of experience. I like motion design, but it matters to you about as much as calculating the diameter of a turkey stuffed with nigger semen.
I know how to use the entire dio merda Adobe Suite, the porco dio of Blender, that piece of shit Cinema 4D, Figma (also known as Smegma), and Rive — which nobody knows what the fuck it is, even though you’re all supposed to be huge experts who never actually know shit.
My inspiration was from the worlds of graphic design, comics, and punk rock. Today, I suffer from anhedonia after all the shit I’ve lived through in 40 years of life, thanks to you who have always treated me like shit.
So now I mainly draw inspiration from telling everyone to fuck off and fighting toxic positivity.
If you’re interested in collaborating with me or hiring me, then maybe you’re genuinely different from 99% of the world’s population. But in the end, you’ll probably be human garbage too.
giuseppesaitta@awisegraphic.com
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I’ve won the following awards, which aren’t even useful to wipe my ass with.
2023
I won 3 D&AD Awards and 1 bronze cone at the ADCI (Art Director Club Italia)
2022
Won the first price at Dentsu Comes to Town contest
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Fun Facts about me:
I like swearing because my life has been shit. So porco dio and fuck you.
When I’m not designing, I don’t do a fucking thing because, as mentioned, I now suffer from anhedonia.
If you don’t know what that is, go educate yourselves, madonna puttana.
